[色色菜菜恶搞贴]我的童年记事！[上]

菜菜猪 · 发表于 2005-5-5 08:58:32

[这个贴子最后由菜菜猪在 2005/05/05 10:12am 第 28 次编辑]

[色色菜菜恶搞贴] 我的童年记事`！

我之所以现在怎么色，是和我小时候成长有密切关系的。
现在大家就听我慢慢诉来：
记得我2岁时就自己一个人享受泡澡的乐趣，
到了3岁就有那么迷人的身材。看我的背影，那线条~~~~~~
我还依稀的记得那时我就不去澡堂，不让别人看我~！

有一次，我一不小心爬进了￥*……·*我就在那里面睡了一通宵。
后来妈妈把我找出来了，快昏了`~~（*……（……
说了一句：“你真为了节约时间，妈妈把我和盘子一块洗”！……￥—#

4……5岁的时候，我明白了很多问题。
我和其它的人不同，我和她们的不一样？……
难道我是超人，咸蛋超人？动感超人？迷惑中%——*

6岁时候我既然敢明目张胆掀同龄女孩的裙
我当时想的是裙子下到底是什么啊？
大家不得不佩服我的勇气，难道不是吗？
当然到了我这个地步，连年纪大的嫂子都不放过……￥·#

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一辉 · 发表于 2005-5-5 09:16:55

怀恋..........

穿过天使的泪 · 发表于 2005-5-5 13:42:56

你该不会是蜡笔小新第2 吧~？！

sunew · 发表于 2005-5-5 17:43:16

花哨的男人...
无语中~~~~~~
不过歌很好听,什么名字?

￡卡卡西￡ · 发表于 2005-5-6 06:00:25

```菜菜呀```你这帖子就这歌我还觉得像样``至于你像咸蛋超人这点我也有痛感``

无情无义 · 发表于 2005-5-6 06:41:09

菜菜的帖子里面总是有那么一点精髓所在
不很多但也不少仔细读读还真是有味
哈哈`

美校→哈B · 发表于 2005-5-6 14:48:28

呵呵蛮搞笑!~

￡卡卡西￡ · 发表于 2005-5-6 18:28:07

``````````````````````菜菜都被你说成神了

E-girl · 发表于 2005-5-6 19:27:00

http://www.591pop.com/musicplay/newmusic91/A057/9.Wma
歌的地址

菜菜猪 · 发表于 2005-5-7 10:28:32

还没出下呢~~~
出了你们不是都笑趴下了```

￡卡卡西￡ · 发表于 2005-5-7 13:37:26

那是那是```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````

美校→哈B · 发表于 2005-5-9 14:38:15

呵呵 2个字 “期待”

￡卡卡西￡ · 发表于 2005-5-9 14:49:42

期待ING····

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